He's Like the Pope to Us!

Archbishop Jensen - Sydney's Evangelical Travel Agent.

2008-07-18T11:14:00.006+10:00

As the text says, Archbishop Peter Jensen is "both a Man of God and a YTB Travel Agent Level 5 Director."

Peter's very own multi-level travel-marketing web-page is here. After reading his praise at this site ("A minister at his best") go and meet his boss - the enterprising Latina Renee, who may know something about him that the Sydney Anglican Synod doesn't.

Three Wise Monkeys

2008-07-12T20:57:00.005+10:00

Bishop Greg Venables clearly believes everything Peter Jensen tells him.

Sydney Anglicans Don't Worry About Vestments

2008-07-11T21:13:00.002+10:00

Archbishop Jensen wears a blue shirt instead of a purple one because he believes it makes him more relevant, and that people will be more likely to join his church.

Open Wide and say 'Aahh'

2008-07-10T05:00:00.001+10:00

Some captions are better left unsaid.

Honest Pete's Quality Cars

2008-07-09T21:38:00.001+10:00

Would you buy a used car from this man?

Size isn't everything.

2008-07-08T22:09:00.003+10:00

With only a modicum of shame, Archbishop Peter Jensen explains a great deal.

Blessed are the Peacemakers

2008-07-07T20:04:00.004+10:00

Archbishop Peter Jensen attempts to resolve the schism between himself and Father Christian Troll

Something Spooky

2008-07-06T05:00:00.000+10:00

Who or what is that mysterious dark figure behind the Archbishop's left shoulder? And what is being whispered into his ear?

The Archbishop of Sydney thinks you're funny.

2008-07-05T15:50:00.002+10:00

Remember, he's not laughing with you, he's laughing at you.

God's love: Peter Jensen has it measured.

2008-07-04T05:00:00.001+10:00

Archbishop Jensen demonstrates his understanding of the breadth of God's love.

Archbishop Jensen, please meet Dr. Freud.

2008-07-03T05:00:00.001+10:00

When speaking on radio, Archbishop Jensen always finds the microphone pleasantly reminds him of something else.

Peter Jensen - never in the middle.

2008-07-02T05:00:00.000+10:00

With other Christian leaders Archbishop Jensen naturally finds himself on the far right.

Peter Jensen takes a stand against theft.

2008-07-01T13:45:00.004+10:00

One of the new Deacons helped himself to biscuits from Archbishop Jensen's personal jar, so he made them all stand at the front of the class until the guilty party confessed.

Peter Jensen Sings from the Heart

2008-06-30T17:44:00.002+10:00

At the GAFCON karaoke night Archbishop Jensen delivered a pssionate rendition of the only secular song he knows: "My Way".

Achbishop Peter Jensen: Master of Jedi techniques.

2008-06-29T05:00:00.001+10:00

Close inspection reaveals Archbishop Jensen applying a Darth Vader 'Force Choke' to his critics.

Archbishop Jensen is pro-women.

2008-06-28T14:33:00.001+10:00

Peter Jensen may be opposed to sharing leadership with women, but he's quite happy to share public toilets.

Like A Prayer

2008-06-27T05:00:00.000+10:00

With his microphone headpiece, Archbishop Jensen feels he bears a strangely exciting resemblance to Madonna.

Archbishop Jensen expects his ironing to be perfect.

2008-06-26T16:45:00.002+10:00

Moments after seeing this picture Peter Jensen had the woman who presses his shirts executed.

He believes he's on a mission from God.

2008-06-25T05:00:00.002+10:00

Few people are aware that Peter Jensen was an original member of The Blues Brothers.

Achbishop Jensen - Man of Humour

2008-06-24T05:00:00.000+10:00

Peter Jensen's collection of favourite jokes is small, and quite old, but it still makes him smile.

Archbishop Jensen has a Biblical Libido.

2008-06-23T05:00:00.000+10:00

There's no hope of a successful career in the Sydney Anglican Diocese if the thought of Peter and Christine Jensen have sex makes you feel nauseous.

Peter Jensen Shares his Vision.

2008-06-22T05:00:00.000+10:00

Archbishop Jensen insists his Bishops wear spectacles like his so that they'll see things his way.

A Practical Ministry

2008-06-21T05:00:00.002+10:00

Being Archbishop of Sydney involves many roles, but Peter Jensen finds serving as a bookend the most satisfying.

Bald Men Sometimes Mistrust Archbishop Jensen

2008-06-20T05:00:00.002+10:00

A spirit of mistrust often falls upon bald people when in the presence of Peter Jensen's splendid coiffure.

Archbishop Jensen Loves Making Us Laugh

2008-06-19T08:54:00.002+10:00

When telling jokes Peter Jensen always has a twinkle in his eye.

Sydney Icons

2008-06-18T05:00:00.000+10:00

Archbishop Peter Jensen was astonished to learn that he only came second in poll to determine Sydney's most famous icons, particularly given all of his family voted.

Everyone Wants to be Near Him

2008-06-17T00:58:00.005+10:00

The woman on the left is understandably angry: the man between her and Archbishop Jensen squeezed in just before the picture was taken.

Archbishop Jensen: Artistic Muse

2008-06-16T08:34:00.004+10:00

This astonishingly life-like portrait depicts Peter Jensen with one of his few family members not employed by the Church. Suggestions that it is the artist's impression of our Archbishop under the influence of cannabis are incorrect.

A Positive Role Model for Little People

2008-06-15T05:00:00.001+10:00

Short people feel happier if they wear glasses like Archbishop Jensen's.

Peter Jensen - the Life of the Party

2008-06-14T05:00:00.001+10:00

Nothing breaks the ice like Archbishop Jensen's impersonation of Marlon Brando in The Godfather. His resemblance to Don Corleone is uncanny.

Archbishop Jensen: Friend of All

2008-06-13T05:00:00.001+10:00

Archbishop Jensen is loved by all kinds of people, but his greatest admirers aren't human.

Photo courtesy of Caliban's Dream

Surfing Legend

2008-06-12T08:58:00.000+10:00

Few people realise Archbishop Jensen is also a champion professional surfer. With tousled bleached-blonde and a cheeky smile he epitomises the great Australian outdoors.

Peter Jensen: Man of Tradition

2008-06-11T08:13:00.000+10:00

Despite the advent of internet resources, Archbishop Peter Jensen still prefers to find numbers the traditional way, using the telephone book.

Smiling in the Face of Pressing Need.

2008-06-10T12:39:00.000+10:00

With hands demurely folded, Archbishop Peter Jensen smiles bravely despite desperately needing to go to the toilet.