Friday, July 18, 2008

Archbishop Jensen - Sydney's Evangelical Travel Agent.

Archbishop Jensen - the MLM Man of God
As the text says, Archbishop Peter Jensen is "both a Man of God and a YTB Travel Agent Level 5 Director."

Peter's very own multi-level travel-marketing web-page is here. After reading his praise at this site ("A minister at his best") go and meet his boss - the enterprising Latina Renee, who may know something about him that the Sydney Anglican Synod doesn't.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Three Wise Monkeys

Venables demonstrates his understanding of Peter Jensen's resources.
Bishop Greg Venables clearly believes everything Peter Jensen tells him.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Sydney Anglicans Don't Worry About Vestments

Purple Bad: Blue Good
Archbishop Jensen wears a blue shirt instead of a purple one because he believes it makes him more relevant, and that people will be more likely to join his church.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Open Wide and say 'Aahh'

Peter Jensen
Some captions are better left unsaid.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Honest Pete's Quality Cars

In an alternate universe Peter Jensen is employed in the motor industry.
Would you buy a used car from this man?

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Size isn't everything.

Peter Jensen illustrates what he means by '6 inches'.
With only a modicum of shame, Archbishop Peter Jensen explains a great deal.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Blessed are the Peacemakers

Archbishop Peter Jensen attempts to resolve the schism between himself and Father Christian Troll