Friday, July 18, 2008

Archbishop Jensen - Sydney's Evangelical Travel Agent.

Archbishop Jensen - the MLM Man of God
As the text says, Archbishop Peter Jensen is "both a Man of God and a YTB Travel Agent Level 5 Director."

Peter's very own multi-level travel-marketing web-page is here. After reading his praise at this site ("A minister at his best") go and meet his boss - the enterprising Latina Renee, who may know something about him that the Sydney Anglican Synod doesn't.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Three Wise Monkeys

Venables demonstrates his understanding of Peter Jensen's resources.
Bishop Greg Venables clearly believes everything Peter Jensen tells him.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Sydney Anglicans Don't Worry About Vestments

Purple Bad: Blue Good
Archbishop Jensen wears a blue shirt instead of a purple one because he believes it makes him more relevant, and that people will be more likely to join his church.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Open Wide and say 'Aahh'

Peter Jensen
Some captions are better left unsaid.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Honest Pete's Quality Cars

In an alternate universe Peter Jensen is employed in the motor industry.
Would you buy a used car from this man?

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Size isn't everything.

Peter Jensen illustrates what he means by '6 inches'.
With only a modicum of shame, Archbishop Peter Jensen explains a great deal.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Blessed are the Peacemakers

Archbishop Peter Jensen attempts to resolve the schism between himself and Father Christian Troll

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Something Spooky

Peter Jensen and a strange Occult figure?
Who or what is that mysterious dark figure behind the Archbishop's left shoulder? And what is being whispered into his ear?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

The Archbishop of Sydney thinks you're funny.

Peter Jensen thinks you're a joke.
Remember, he's not laughing with you, he's laughing at you.

Friday, July 4, 2008

God's love: Peter Jensen has it measured.

Peter Jensen shows God's love is even broader than his own.
Archbishop Jensen demonstrates his understanding of the breadth of God's love.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Archbishop Jensen, please meet Dr. Freud.

archbishop Jensen - Mmmmmmm
When speaking on radio, Archbishop Jensen always finds the microphone pleasantly reminds him of something else.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Peter Jensen - never in the middle.

Archbishop Jensen: Man of the Far Right.
With other Christian leaders Archbishop Jensen naturally finds himself on the far right.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Peter Jensen takes a stand against theft.

Eventually Archbishop Jensen always find the guilty man.
One of the new Deacons helped himself to biscuits from Archbishop Jensen's personal jar, so he made them all stand at the front of the class until the guilty party confessed.