Peter Jensen Sings from the Heart

At the GAFCON karaoke night Archbishop Jensen delivered a pssionate rendition of the only secular song he knows: "My Way".

Achbishop Peter Jensen: Master of Jedi techniques.

Close inspection reaveals Archbishop Jensen applying a Darth Vader 'Force Choke' to his critics.

Archbishop Jensen is pro-women.

Peter Jensen may be opposed to sharing leadership with women, but he's quite happy to share public toilets.

Like A Prayer

With his microphone headpiece, Archbishop Jensen feels he bears a strangely exciting resemblance to Madonna.

Archbishop Jensen expects his ironing to be perfect.

Moments after seeing this picture Peter Jensen had the woman who presses his shirts executed.

He believes he's on a mission from God.

Few people are aware that Peter Jensen was an original member of The Blues Brothers.

Achbishop Jensen - Man of Humour

Peter Jensen's collection of favourite jokes is small, and quite old, but it still makes him smile.

Archbishop Jensen has a Biblical Libido.

There's no hope of a successful career in the Sydney Anglican Diocese if the thought of Peter and Christine Jensen have sex makes you feel nauseous.

Peter Jensen Shares his Vision.

Archbishop Jensen insists his Bishops wear spectacles like his so that they'll see things his way.

A Practical Ministry

Being Archbishop of Sydney involves many roles, but Peter Jensen finds serving as a bookend the most satisfying.

Bald Men Sometimes Mistrust Archbishop Jensen

A spirit of mistrust often falls upon bald people when in the presence of Peter Jensen's splendid coiffure.

Archbishop Jensen Loves Making Us Laugh

When telling jokes Peter Jensen always has a twinkle in his eye.

Sydney Icons

Archbishop Peter Jensen was astonished to learn that he only came second in poll to determine Sydney's most famous icons, particularly given all of his family voted.

Everyone Wants to be Near Him

The woman on the left is understandably angry: the man between her and Archbishop Jensen squeezed in just before the picture was taken.

Archbishop Jensen: Artistic Muse

This astonishingly life-like portrait depicts Peter Jensen with one of his few family members not employed by the Church. Suggestions that it is the artist's impression of our Archbishop under the influence of cannabis are incorrect.

A Positive Role Model for Little People

Short people feel happier if they wear glasses like Archbishop Jensen's.

Peter Jensen - the Life of the Party

Nothing breaks the ice like Archbishop Jensen's impersonation of Marlon Brando in The Godfather. His resemblance to Don Corleone is uncanny.

Archbishop Jensen: Friend of All

Archbishop Jensen is loved by all kinds of people, but his greatest admirers aren't human.

Photo courtesy of Caliban's Dream

Surfing Legend

Few people realise Archbishop Jensen is also a champion professional surfer. With tousled bleached-blonde and a cheeky smile he epitomises the great Australian outdoors.

Peter Jensen: Man of Tradition

Despite the advent of internet resources, Archbishop Peter Jensen still prefers to find numbers the traditional way, using the telephone book.

Smiling in the Face of Pressing Need.

With hands demurely folded, Archbishop Peter Jensen smiles bravely despite desperately needing to go to the toilet.